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Chicken Harness and Leash
by Yesito
“Take your chicken for a walk. Like a normal person.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.8/10
An adjustable harness and leash designed specifically for walking your pet chicken. Available in multiple colors so your chicken can express its personality. The product listing includes a sizing chart for chickens, which is a sentence that exists now in commercial retail.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Adjustable to fit chickens of various builds
Comes in multiple fashionable colors for the style-conscious hen
Strong enough for even the most enthusiastic poultry
Requires owning a chicken, which is its own commitment
Neighbors will have questions you may not want to answer
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index10/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.8/10
“An adjustable harness and leash designed specifically for walking your pet chicken. Available in multiple colors so your chicken can express its personality. The product listing includes a sizing chart for chickens, which is a sentence that exists now in commercial retail.”
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