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6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Chicken Leg Knee-High Socks
by Gmark
“Transform your legs into chicken drumsticks.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.2/10
Knee-high socks printed to make your legs look like raw chicken drumsticks, complete with realistic skin texture and bone detail. Nine dollars to make everyone at the gym reconsider their lunch plans. The uncanny valley of leg-based poultry.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Realistic enough to cause a genuine double-take
Stretchy one-size material fits most adult legs
Pairs hilariously with shorts for maximum visual impact
Wearing these to a job interview is technically not illegal but
Vegetarians may find your calves upsetting
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.2/10
“Knee-high socks printed to make your legs look like raw chicken drumsticks, complete with realistic skin texture and bone detail. Nine dollars to make everyone at the gym reconsider their lunch plans. The uncanny valley of leg-based poultry.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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ONLY$35.00
6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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