ONLY$16.00
6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
★ 3.8 on Amazon
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CVS Receipt Scarf
by Sapling Press
“Wear your pharmacy's longest achievement around your neck.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.2/10
A six-foot scarf printed to look like a CVS receipt, complete with coupons, ExtraBucks, and survey invitations. Finally, the CVS receipt meme achieves wearable fashion status. Twenty-five dollars to drape yourself in retail pharmaceutical excess.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Six feet long, which is shorter than an actual CVS receipt
Soft chiffon material that drapes elegantly despite being a joke
Every coupon printed on it is fake, saving you from actual shopping
Explaining to strangers that it's not a real receipt gets tiring
CVS employees will either love you or ban you from the store
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.2/10
“A six-foot scarf printed to look like a CVS receipt, complete with coupons, ExtraBucks, and survey invitations. Finally, the CVS receipt meme achieves wearable fashion status. Twenty-five dollars to drape yourself in retail pharmaceutical excess.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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ONLY$35.00
6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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