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7.5/10
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Dad Bag Beer Belly Fanny Pack
by KSCD
“Instant dad bod. Sixteen dollars. Beer gut sold separately.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A fanny pack printed with a photo-realistic hairy beer belly. Strap it on and suddenly you have a dad bod regardless of your actual body composition. It holds your belongings in the pouch while making everyone around you deeply uncomfortable with a stranger's exposed midsection.
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★ 4.4 · 3,943 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Instant dad bod without the years of dedicated beer consumption
Genuinely functional fanny pack with decent storage
Sixteen dollars to win every costume contest until the end of time
The level of realistic detail is both impressive and upsetting
People will stare at your fake belly and you cannot stop them
The uncanny valley of torso realism
Your actual abs, if present, are now spiritually overwritten
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A fanny pack printed with a photo-realistic hairy beer belly. Strap it on and suddenly you have a dad bod regardless of your actual body composition. It holds your belongings in the pouch while making everyone around you deeply uncomfortable with a stranger's exposed midsection.”
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Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
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Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
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