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Dill Pickle Lip Balm Set
by Lick 'Er Lips
“Kiss someone with pickle breath. On purpose.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.2/10
Lip balm that tastes and smells like dill pickles. A set of four tubes so you can keep one at home, one at work, one in the car, and one for emergencies where you need pickle-flavored lips immediately. Peak pickle culture achievement.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually moisturizes while delivering pickle flavor
Four tubes means pickle lips wherever you go
The perfect gift for the pickle enthusiast in your life
Every kiss will taste like a sandwich condiment
Explaining your lip balm choice to strangers gets old
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio7/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.2/10
“Lip balm that tastes and smells like dill pickles. A set of four tubes so you can keep one at home, one at work, one in the car, and one for emergencies where you need pickle-flavored lips immediately. Peak pickle culture achievement.”
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