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Eyeball Print Sleep Mask
by Snoozies
“Sleep with your eyes open. Technically.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A sleep mask printed with wide-open realistic eyeballs so it looks like you're awake while sleeping. Perfect for sleeping on planes, in meetings, or anywhere you want to simultaneously rest and unsettle those around you.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Actually blocks light effectively despite the open-eye illusion
Soft padded material for genuine comfort
The person next to you on the plane will never recover
May cause genuine alarm in hospital settings
Your sleep selfies become nightmare fuel
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A sleep mask printed with wide-open realistic eyeballs so it looks like you're awake while sleeping. Perfect for sleeping on planes, in meetings, or anywhere you want to simultaneously rest and unsettle those around you.”
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