Floating Crocodile Head Decoy

Name: Floating Crocodile Head Decoy
Brand: Flambeau
Price: 81 USD
Availability: InStock

by Flambeau

“Eighty dollars to terrorize your neighbors' pool party.”

SURREAL SCORE: 6.8/10

A life-size realistic crocodile head that floats in your pool, pond, or neighbor's hot tub. Originally designed to deter geese and herons from ponds, but let's be honest about why people actually buy this. Eighty dollars to permanently alter the vibe of any body of water.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Hyper-realistic paint job that fools humans and birds alike

UV resistant so it stays terrifying for years

Actually works as a bird deterrent if you need that excuse

Eighty dollars is a lot for a floating prank

Someone will eventually call animal control on your pool

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index9/10

Meme Potential9/10

Practical Value3/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.8/10

“A life-size realistic crocodile head that floats in your pool, pond, or neighbor's hot tub. Originally designed to deter geese and herons from ponds, but let's be honest about why people actually buy this. Eighty dollars to permanently alter the vibe of any body of water.”