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7.5/10
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Flingshot Flying Chicken
by Playmaker Toys
“Launch poultry across the room at ten bucks a bird.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7/10
A rubber chicken with a slingshot mechanism in its legs. Pull back, release, and watch a screaming rubber chicken fly across the room. It screams while airborne. Someone invented this, pitched it to investors, and received funding.
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★ 4.6 · 917 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Screams while in flight, which is horrifying and perfect
Travels up to 50 feet of pure chaos
Under ten dollars for unlimited office warfare
Will absolutely hit someone in the face at a party
The screaming sound haunts your dreams after extended use
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7/10
“A rubber chicken with a slingshot mechanism in its legs. Pull back, release, and watch a screaming rubber chicken fly across the room. It screams while airborne. Someone invented this, pitched it to investors, and received funding.”
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7.8/10
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
★ 4.4 · 3,370 ratings
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ONLY$25.00
7.3/10
Horse Head Mask
Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
★ 4.6 on Amazon
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