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The Gift of Nothing
by Witty Yeti
“For the person who said they wanted nothing. You're welcome.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.8/10
A beautifully packaged box containing absolutely nothing. The box is real. The packaging is real. The nothing inside is very real. Ten dollars for air in a container, which is somehow still more useful than most white elephant gifts.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Technically delivers exactly what was requested
The packaging is genuinely well designed for a void
Perfect white elephant gift that requires zero thought
Ten dollars for nothing, which is the entire point
The recipient will either laugh or never speak to you again
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value0/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.8/10
“A beautifully packaged box containing absolutely nothing. The box is real. The packaging is real. The nothing inside is very real. Ten dollars for air in a container, which is somehow still more useful than most white elephant gifts.”
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Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
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Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
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