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Handerpants (Underwear for Your Hands)
by Archie McPhee
“Your hands have been naked this whole time. We fixed that.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
Underwear. For your hands. Tiny tighty-whities that go on your fingers. Someone sat down, looked at their bare hands, and thought 'these need underwear.' That person deserves a medal and a psych evaluation in equal measure.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Your hands have been naked your entire life and you never questioned it
Ten dollars for the most bewildering gift anyone will ever receive
Technically provides a thin layer of hand warmth
Conversation-starting power is absolutely nuclear
You will struggle to explain why your hands are wearing underwear
Touchscreens become inoperable
The existential questions they raise may keep you up at night
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index10/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“Underwear. For your hands. Tiny tighty-whities that go on your fingers. Someone sat down, looked at their bare hands, and thought 'these need underwear.' That person deserves a medal and a psych evaluation in equal measure.”
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