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QWERKYWRITER Typewriter Keyboard
Three hundred dollars to type emails like Ernest Hemingway.
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Portable Home Sauna
by SereneLife
“Two thousand dollars for a tent that makes you sweat. In your house.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.8/10
A full-size portable sauna that sets up in your home. Two thousand dollars for a heated tent in your living room. It reaches 140 degrees, fits two people, and turns any room into a Finnish wellness retreat. Your electricity bill will have questions.
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★ 4.7 on Amazon
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Reaches authentic sauna temperatures of 140F
Seats two adults comfortably inside your living room
Folds flat for storage when you remember you have a living room
Two thousand dollars for a heated tent is a lifestyle choice
Your electricity bill will develop its own personality
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index8/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value7/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio5/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.8/10
“A full-size portable sauna that sets up in your home. Two thousand dollars for a heated tent in your living room. It reaches 140 degrees, fits two people, and turns any room into a Finnish wellness retreat. Your electricity bill will have questions.”
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7.5/10
KOHLER Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet (Black)
The black one costs more. Because of course it does. Ten grand for a toilet.
★ 4.2 on Amazon
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Fifteen dollars of gold-plated cardstock in a box fancier than your jewelry.
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