QWERKYWRITER Typewriter Keyboard

Name: QWERKYWRITER Typewriter Keyboard
Brand: QWERKYTOYS
Price: 299 USD
Availability: InStock

by QWERKYTOYS

“Three hundred dollars to type emails like Ernest Hemingway.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.8/10

A three-hundred-dollar mechanical keyboard built to look like a 1940s typewriter. Cherry MX Blue switches, a return bar lever that actually works, and a tablet stand so you can pretend your iPad is a sheet of paper. Every keystroke sounds like a telegram being composed during wartime. It weighs five pounds because luxury has mass.

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$299.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

★ 4.3 on Amazon

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Cherry MX Blue switches deliver the most satisfying click in computing

The return bar carriage lever is real and functions as Enter key

Built-in tablet stand for that old-timey journalist aesthetic

Bluetooth and USB connectivity because even nostalgia needs WiFi

Zinc alloy frame weighs enough to anchor a small boat

Three hundred dollars for a keyboard that types exactly like a $50 keyboard

The clicking noise will get you exiled from every open office

Weighs five pounds, which is more than most laptops

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index7/10

Meme Potential8/10

Practical Value7/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.8/10

“A three-hundred-dollar mechanical keyboard built to look like a 1940s typewriter. Cherry MX Blue switches, a return bar lever that actually works, and a tablet stand so you can pretend your iPad is a sheet of paper. Every keystroke sounds like a telegram being composed during wartime. It weighs five pounds because luxury has mass.”