#1
$14.00
Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
A pickle. That yodels. Fourteen dollars. You're welcome.
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$60.00
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Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Rubie's
“Sixty bucks and you're a dinosaur. The math checks out.”
Surreal Score: 7.3/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value2/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score7.3/10
The Verdict
Become a full-size Tyrannosaurus Rex using the power of a battery-operated fan and nylon. You cannot use your arms, see where you're going, or fit through standard doorways. You will be the main character everywhere you go. That is a guarantee, not a warning.
The Good
- ✓Instant transformation into a prehistoric apex predator
- ✓The fan keeps you surprisingly cool inside a giant dinosaur
- ✓Works for Halloween, grocery shopping, or Tuesday
- ✓Every single person will take a photo with you
- ✓Sixty dollars to become unforgettable
The Bad
- ✗Your arms are decorative at best
- ✗Stairs become an extreme sport
- ✗The fan is loud enough to announce your arrival from three rooms away
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