Are you tired of being the BORING person at parties?

Inflatable T-Rex Costume
by Rubie's
“Sixty bucks and you're a dinosaur. The math checks out.”
Become a full-size Tyrannosaurus Rex using the power of a battery-operated fan and nylon. You cannot use your arms, see where you're going, or fit through standard doorways. You will be the main character everywhere you go. That is a guarantee, not a warning.
ACQUIRE THIS$60.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
★ 4.3 · 32,799 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
THE VERDICT
“Become a full-size Tyrannosaurus Rex using the power of a battery-operated fan and nylon. You cannot use your arms, see where you're going, or fit through standard doorways. You will be the main character everywhere you go. That is a guarantee, not a warning.”
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