Inflatable T-Rex Costume

Name: Inflatable T-Rex Costume
Brand: Rubie's
Price: 60 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 7.3 (1 reviews)

by Rubie's

“Sixty bucks and you're a dinosaur. The math checks out.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10

Become a full-size Tyrannosaurus Rex using the power of a battery-operated fan and nylon. You cannot use your arms, see where you're going, or fit through standard doorways. You will be the main character everywhere you go. That is a guarantee, not a warning.

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$60.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Instant transformation into a prehistoric apex predator

The fan keeps you surprisingly cool inside a giant dinosaur

Works for Halloween, grocery shopping, or Tuesday

Every single person will take a photo with you

Sixty dollars to become unforgettable

Your arms are decorative at best

Stairs become an extreme sport

The fan is loud enough to announce your arrival from three rooms away

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index9/10

Meme Potential10/10

Practical Value2/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10

“Become a full-size Tyrannosaurus Rex using the power of a battery-operated fan and nylon. You cannot use your arms, see where you're going, or fit through standard doorways. You will be the main character everywhere you go. That is a guarantee, not a warning.”