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Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)
ONLY$80.00

Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)

by Instant Pot

Seven appliances for the price of one. You'll use two of them.

SURREAL SCORE: 6.3/10

Seven appliances in one, which means seven things to feel guilty about not using. It pressure cooks, slow cooks, steams, and sits on your counter judging you while you order DoorDash. The cult following is real and they will find you.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Replaces seven kitchen gadgets gathering dust
Makes pulled pork in 90 minutes instead of 12 hours
The subreddit alone is worth the price of admission
Eighty dollars to feel like a professional chef for one weekend
You will use it three times then forget it exists
The steam release valve is a jump scare every time
Facebook groups about this thing are an entire subculture

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index3/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.3/10

Seven appliances in one, which means seven things to feel guilty about not using. It pressure cooks, slow cooks, steams, and sits on your counter judging you while you order DoorDash. The cult following is real and they will find you.

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