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Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)
by Instant Pot
“Seven appliances for the price of one. You'll use two of them.”
Seven appliances in one, which means seven things to feel guilty about not using. It pressure cooks, slow cooks, steams, and sits on your counter judging you while you order DoorDash. The cult following is real and they will find you.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
THE VERDICT
“Seven appliances in one, which means seven things to feel guilty about not using. It pressure cooks, slow cooks, steams, and sits on your counter judging you while you order DoorDash. The cult following is real and they will find you.”
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