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$129
Surreal Score: 5.5/10bestseller
Apple AirPods 4
Two beans. One hundred twenty-nine dollars. You'll buy them anyway.
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Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6Qt)
Instant Pot
“Seven appliances for the price of one. You'll use two of them.”
Surreal Score: 6.3/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index3/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score6.3/10
The Verdict
Seven appliances in one, which means seven things to feel guilty about not using. It pressure cooks, slow cooks, steams, and sits on your counter judging you while you order DoorDash. The cult following is real and they will find you.
The Good
- ✓Replaces seven kitchen gadgets gathering dust
- ✓Makes pulled pork in 90 minutes instead of 12 hours
- ✓The subreddit alone is worth the price of admission
- ✓Eighty dollars to feel like a professional chef for one weekend
The Bad
- ✗You will use it three times then forget it exists
- ✗The steam release valve is a jump scare every time
- ✗Facebook groups about this thing are an entire subculture
$80.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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