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6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Kinetic Desk Fidget Spinner
by JELOOM
“A metal thing that spins. Seventeen dollars. Productivity optional.”
SURREAL SCORE: 5.3/10
A mesmerizing metal spinner that creates optical illusions as it rotates on your desk. It's a fidget toy for adults who need to call it a 'desk accessory' to justify the purchase. Watch it spin. Keep watching. You've lost twenty minutes. That's the product.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuinely hypnotic visual effect that eats time like a black hole
Metal construction feels premium in your restless hands
Seventeen dollars for infinite distraction during conference calls
Looks sophisticated enough to live on a professional desk
You will accomplish less at work and blame the spinner
The spinning sound is audible on Zoom calls
It's a fidget spinner for adults and that realization stings a little
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index4/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value4/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.3/10
“A mesmerizing metal spinner that creates optical illusions as it rotates on your desk. It's a fidget toy for adults who need to call it a 'desk accessory' to justify the purchase. Watch it spin. Keep watching. You've lost twenty minutes. That's the product.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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