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Kitty Thief Coin Bank
by Matney
“A mechanical cat that steals your money. Just like a real cat.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10
Place a coin on the plate, and a tiny cat paw reaches out of a cardboard box to drag your money inside. It mimics the behavior of actual cats: appearing only when something valuable is unattended. Battery-powered theft at its most adorable.
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★ 4.5 · 193 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Mechanically simple but endlessly entertaining
Teaches children that cats will take your things
Actually saves coins, which is more than most novelty items do
The motor sound removes any element of stealth
Eventually you run out of coins and the cat just sits there
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index6/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value5/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10
“Place a coin on the plate, and a tiny cat paw reaches out of a cardboard box to drag your money inside. It mimics the behavior of actual cats: appearing only when something valuable is unattended. Battery-powered theft at its most adorable.”
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