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“Nine hundred dollars for a portable screen you carry like a lunchbox.”
A nine-hundred-dollar portable projector with a handle and built-in battery. Carry your home theater to the backyard, the beach, or anywhere you want to project a 120-inch screen. It has webOS, which means your projector runs the same software as your TV. The redundancy is the luxury.
ACQUIRE THIS$900.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
“A nine-hundred-dollar portable projector with a handle and built-in battery. Carry your home theater to the backyard, the beach, or anywhere you want to project a 120-inch screen. It has webOS, which means your projector runs the same software as your TV. The redundancy is the luxury.”
Three hundred dollars to type emails like Ernest Hemingway.
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