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LG CineBeam Q Projector
ONLY$900.00

LG CineBeam Q Projector

by LG

Nine hundred dollars for a portable screen you carry like a lunchbox.

SURREAL SCORE: 5.5/10

A nine-hundred-dollar portable projector with a handle and built-in battery. Carry your home theater to the backyard, the beach, or anywhere you want to project a 120-inch screen. It has webOS, which means your projector runs the same software as your TV. The redundancy is the luxury.

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$900.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Built-in battery for truly portable projection
Up to 120-inch screen from a device with a handle
webOS smart platform with every streaming app
Nine hundred dollars for outdoor movie night is commitment
Battery lasts about 2.5 hours, roughly one movie

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index5/10
Meme Potential5/10
Practical Value7/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio5/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.5/10

A nine-hundred-dollar portable projector with a handle and built-in battery. Carry your home theater to the backyard, the beach, or anywhere you want to project a 120-inch screen. It has webOS, which means your projector runs the same software as your TV. The redundancy is the luxury.

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