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Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
by Running Press
“Desktop chaos at 18 inches tall.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
An 18-inch version of those flailing tube men outside car dealerships, complete with a fan base and USB power. It waves frantically on your desk while you contemplate your spreadsheets. Your coworkers will either love it or file complaints.
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★ 3.4 · 356 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
USB powered so your laptop becomes a car dealership
Waves with genuine enthusiasm about your quarterly reports
Under fifteen dollars for unlimited desk-based marketing
The fan noise adds a gentle hum to your workday
HR may have thoughts about your desk decor choices
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“An 18-inch version of those flailing tube men outside car dealerships, complete with a fan base and USB power. It waves frantically on your desk while you contemplate your spreadsheets. Your coworkers will either love it or file complaints.”
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Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
★ 4.4 · 3,370 ratings
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Horse Head Mask
Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
★ 4.6 on Amazon
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