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Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
by Running Press
“Desktop chaos at 18 inches tall.”
SURREAL SCORE: 6/10
An 18-inch version of those flailing tube men outside car dealerships, complete with a fan base and USB power. It waves frantically on your desk while you contemplate your spreadsheets. Your coworkers will either love it or file complaints.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
USB powered so your laptop becomes a car dealership
Waves with genuine enthusiasm about your quarterly reports
Under fifteen dollars for unlimited desk-based marketing
The fan noise adds a gentle hum to your workday
HR may have thoughts about your desk decor choices
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value1/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6/10
“An 18-inch version of those flailing tube men outside car dealerships, complete with a fan base and USB power. It waves frantically on your desk while you contemplate your spreadsheets. Your coworkers will either love it or file complaints.”
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