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Mini Plastic Babies (200 Pieces)
by Jyongmer
“Two hundred babies. Seven dollars. Chaos is affordable.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.8/10
Two hundred tiny plastic babies for seven dollars. That's 3.5 cents per baby. Hide them in co-workers' desks. Put them in ice cubes. Scatter them in someone's shoes. The use cases are limited only by your imagination and your willingness to be escorted from the premises.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Two hundred babies at 3.5 cents each is the deal of the century
Infinite prank potential across every conceivable scenario
They fit everywhere: shoes, drawers, pockets, salads
The look on someone's face when they find a tiny baby in their coffee mug
Seven dollars for months of escalating psychological warfare
You will find these in your house for the next decade
Two hundred is simultaneously too many and somehow not enough
Explaining the bulk baby purchase to your partner
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value2/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.8/10
“Two hundred tiny plastic babies for seven dollars. That's 3.5 cents per baby. Hide them in co-workers' desks. Put them in ice cubes. Scatter them in someone's shoes. The use cases are limited only by your imagination and your willingness to be escorted from the premises.”
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