#1
$14.00
Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
A pickle. That yodels. Fourteen dollars. You're welcome.
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Mini Plastic Babies (200 Pieces)
Jyongmer
“Two hundred babies. Seven dollars. Chaos is affordable.”
Surreal Score: 7.8/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential10/10
Practical Value2/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio10/10
Overall Surreal Score7.8/10
The Verdict
Two hundred tiny plastic babies for seven dollars. That's 3.5 cents per baby. Hide them in co-workers' desks. Put them in ice cubes. Scatter them in someone's shoes. The use cases are limited only by your imagination and your willingness to be escorted from the premises.
The Good
- ✓Two hundred babies at 3.5 cents each is the deal of the century
- ✓Infinite prank potential across every conceivable scenario
- ✓They fit everywhere: shoes, drawers, pockets, salads
- ✓The look on someone's face when they find a tiny baby in their coffee mug
- ✓Seven dollars for months of escalating psychological warfare
The Bad
- ✗You will find these in your house for the next decade
- ✗Two hundred is simultaneously too many and somehow not enough
- ✗Explaining the bulk baby purchase to your partner
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