GE Profile Opal Nugget Ice Maker

Name: GE Profile Opal Nugget Ice Maker
Brand: GE Profile
Price: 580 USD
Availability: InStock

by GE Profile

“Five hundred eighty dollars for the good ice. You know the one.”

SURREAL SCORE: 6.2/10

A countertop ice maker that produces nugget ice, the soft chewable ice from Sonic Drive-In. Five hundred eighty dollars for a machine whose entire purpose is making the specific ice you became obsessed with at a fast food restaurant. Bluetooth enabled because even ice needs an app now.

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$580.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

★ 5 on Amazon

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Produces up to 24 pounds of nugget ice per day

Bluetooth scheduling so ice is ready when you wake up

Side tank for extra ice storage when your cup runneth over

Five hundred eighty dollars for ice, the thing that falls from the sky for free

Counter space permanently dedicated to frozen water production

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index5/10

Meme Potential7/10

Practical Value8/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio5/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.2/10

“A countertop ice maker that produces nugget ice, the soft chewable ice from Sonic Drive-In. Five hundred eighty dollars for a machine whose entire purpose is making the specific ice you became obsessed with at a fast food restaurant. Bluetooth enabled because even ice needs an app now.”