#1
$14.00
Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
A pickle. That yodels. Fourteen dollars. You're welcome.
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THE NOVELTY VAULT
Rubber Chicken Purse
Accoutrements
“A purse shaped like a chicken. Your wallet lives inside a bird now.”
Surreal Score: 7.3/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value3/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score7.3/10
The Verdict
A full-size rubber chicken with a zipper down its back that holds your personal belongings. You carry your phone, keys, and wallet inside a chicken. Reach into the chicken to pay for things. Hand the chicken to the TSA agent. Live your truth.
The Good
- ✓Genuinely holds your stuff inside a rubber chicken
- ✓Pickpockets will be too confused to act
- ✓Twenty-nine dollars to become a fashion icon at Whole Foods
- ✓The zipper closure means your items are as secure as any rubber poultry allows
The Bad
- ✗You will be holding a rubber chicken everywhere you go, professionally
- ✗The squeaking is real and it is constant
- ✗Airport security has questions
$29.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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