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Rubber Chicken Purse
by Accoutrements
“A purse shaped like a chicken. Your wallet lives inside a bird now.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10
A full-size rubber chicken with a zipper down its back that holds your personal belongings. You carry your phone, keys, and wallet inside a chicken. Reach into the chicken to pay for things. Hand the chicken to the TSA agent. Live your truth.
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★ 4.6 · 2,650 ratings
THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuinely holds your stuff inside a rubber chicken
Pickpockets will be too confused to act
Twenty-nine dollars to become a fashion icon at Whole Foods
The zipper closure means your items are as secure as any rubber poultry allows
You will be holding a rubber chicken everywhere you go, professionally
The squeaking is real and it is constant
Airport security has questions
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index9/10
Meme Potential9/10
Practical Value3/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10
“A full-size rubber chicken with a zipper down its back that holds your personal belongings. You carry your phone, keys, and wallet inside a chicken. Reach into the chicken to pay for things. Hand the chicken to the TSA agent. Live your truth.”
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Why use a knife when you can use BANANA TECHNOLOGY?
★ 4.4 · 3,370 ratings
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Horse Head Mask
Be the horse you were always meant to be. Twenty-five dollars.
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