Rubber Chicken Purse

Name: Rubber Chicken Purse
Brand: Accoutrements
Price: 29 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 7.3 (1 reviews)

by Accoutrements

“A purse shaped like a chicken. Your wallet lives inside a bird now.”

SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10

A full-size rubber chicken with a zipper down its back that holds your personal belongings. You carry your phone, keys, and wallet inside a chicken. Reach into the chicken to pay for things. Hand the chicken to the TSA agent. Live your truth.

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$29.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.

THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Genuinely holds your stuff inside a rubber chicken

Pickpockets will be too confused to act

Twenty-nine dollars to become a fashion icon at Whole Foods

The zipper closure means your items are as secure as any rubber poultry allows

You will be holding a rubber chicken everywhere you go, professionally

The squeaking is real and it is constant

Airport security has questions

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index9/10

Meme Potential9/10

Practical Value3/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10

“A full-size rubber chicken with a zipper down its back that holds your personal belongings. You carry your phone, keys, and wallet inside a chicken. Reach into the chicken to pay for things. Hand the chicken to the TSA agent. Live your truth.”