Samsung Freestyle 2 Projector

Name: Samsung Freestyle 2 Projector
Brand: Samsung
Price: 800 USD
Availability: InStock

by Samsung

“Eight hundred dollars to project your streaming addiction onto any surface.”

SURREAL SCORE: 5.8/10

A portable projector shaped like a cylinder that turns any wall into a screen. Eight hundred dollars to watch Netflix on your ceiling while lying in bed, which is a lifestyle choice Samsung fully endorses. It has a built-in speaker and smart TV interface because even projectors need apps now.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Projects up to 100-inch screen on any flat surface

Built-in smart TV with streaming apps

Auto-leveling and auto-focus because aiming is hard

Eight hundred dollars for a projector that replaces a TV you already own

Requires a dark room, which means closing curtains like a vampire

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index5/10

Meme Potential6/10

Practical Value7/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio5/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.8/10

“A portable projector shaped like a cylinder that turns any wall into a screen. Eight hundred dollars to watch Netflix on your ceiling while lying in bed, which is a lifestyle choice Samsung fully endorses. It has a built-in speaker and smart TV interface because even projectors need apps now.”