ONLY$299
7.8/10
QWERKYWRITER Typewriter Keyboard
Three hundred dollars to type emails like Ernest Hemingway.
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Samsung Freestyle 2 Projector
by Samsung
“Eight hundred dollars to project your streaming addiction onto any surface.”
SURREAL SCORE: 5.8/10
A portable projector shaped like a cylinder that turns any wall into a screen. Eight hundred dollars to watch Netflix on your ceiling while lying in bed, which is a lifestyle choice Samsung fully endorses. It has a built-in speaker and smart TV interface because even projectors need apps now.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Projects up to 100-inch screen on any flat surface
Built-in smart TV with streaming apps
Auto-leveling and auto-focus because aiming is hard
Eight hundred dollars for a projector that replaces a TV you already own
Requires a dark room, which means closing curtains like a vampire
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index5/10
Meme Potential6/10
Practical Value7/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio5/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE5.8/10
“A portable projector shaped like a cylinder that turns any wall into a screen. Eight hundred dollars to watch Netflix on your ceiling while lying in bed, which is a lifestyle choice Samsung fully endorses. It has a built-in speaker and smart TV interface because even projectors need apps now.”
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7.5/10
KOHLER Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet (Black)
The black one costs more. Because of course it does. Ten grand for a toilet.
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ONLY$15.00
7.3/10
24K Gold Foil Playing Cards
Fifteen dollars of gold-plated cardstock in a box fancier than your jewelry.
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