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Squatty Potty Toilet Stool
by Squatty Potty
“A stool for your stool. The commercial had a unicorn.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.5/10
A toilet footstool that puts your body in a natural squatting position for more efficient bathroom visits. Made famous by a commercial featuring a unicorn pooping rainbow ice cream. Twenty-five dollars for the product nobody wanted to admit they needed.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuinely improves bathroom ergonomics according to gastroenterologists
Tucks neatly against the toilet when not in use
The unicorn commercial has 40 million views for a reason
Explaining this product to house guests requires vocabulary choices
You'll never use a toilet without it again, creating dependency
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index5/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value9/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.5/10
“A toilet footstool that puts your body in a natural squatting position for more efficient bathroom visits. Made famous by a commercial featuring a unicorn pooping rainbow ice cream. Twenty-five dollars for the product nobody wanted to admit they needed.”
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