Stanley Quencher H2.0 (40oz)

Name: Stanley Quencher H2.0 (40oz)
Brand: Stanley
Price: 45 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 6.5 (1 reviews)

by Stanley

“It's a cup. It's forty-five dollars. People have rioted for it.”

SURREAL SCORE: 6.5/10

A cup. It is a cup. It holds water. Somehow it became a personality trait for millions of people and caused actual stampedes at Target. It keeps drinks cold, fits in a cupholder, and costs more than the water bill for the month.

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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION

Keeps ice frozen for approximately the lifespan of a fruit fly

Fits in your car cupholder, which is apparently a flex

Comes in enough colors to match your entire emotional spectrum

40 ounces means fewer trips to the faucet

It's forty-five dollars for a cup. A cup.

Your entire feed is already Stanley content

You will buy at least three different colors

THE VERDICT

Absurdity Index5/10

Meme Potential8/10

Practical Value7/10

Price-to-WTF Ratio6/10

OVERALL SURREAL SCORE6.5/10

“A cup. It is a cup. It holds water. Somehow it became a personality trait for millions of people and caused actual stampedes at Target. It keeps drinks cold, fits in a cupholder, and costs more than the water bill for the month.”