#1
$14.00
Surreal Score: 7.5/10novelty
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
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Throw Throw Burrito (Game)
Exploding Kittens
“It's dodgeball with burritos. What more do you need to know?”
Surreal Score: 7.3/10
Surreal Score Breakdown
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
Overall Surreal Score7.3/10
The Verdict
A card game where you throw foam burritos at people's faces. From the creators of Exploding Kittens, because apparently blowing up cats wasn't enough. It's dodgeball combined with a card game and it absolutely destroys at parties. Things will break. Friendships will be tested.
The Good
- ✓Legally throw things at your friends' faces
- ✓Foam burritos are surprisingly aerodynamic
- ✓Twenty dollars for a game that requires zero explanation: throw the burrito
- ✓Excellent cardio disguised as a board game
The Bad
- ✗Something in your house will get knocked over, guaranteed
- ✗Competitive people will throw too hard, creating burrito-related injuries
- ✗The foam burritos will end up places burritos should never be
$20.00 on Amazon. Prices may vary.
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