Are you tired of being the BORING person at parties?

ONLY$20.00
Throw Throw Burrito (Game)
by Exploding Kittens
“It's dodgeball with burritos. What more do you need to know?”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.3/10
A card game where you throw foam burritos at people's faces. From the creators of Exploding Kittens, because apparently blowing up cats wasn't enough. It's dodgeball combined with a card game and it absolutely destroys at parties. Things will break. Friendships will be tested.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Legally throw things at your friends' faces
Foam burritos are surprisingly aerodynamic
Twenty dollars for a game that requires zero explanation: throw the burrito
Excellent cardio disguised as a board game
Something in your house will get knocked over, guaranteed
Competitive people will throw too hard, creating burrito-related injuries
The foam burritos will end up places burritos should never be
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential8/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio8/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.3/10
“A card game where you throw foam burritos at people's faces. From the creators of Exploding Kittens, because apparently blowing up cats wasn't enough. It's dodgeball combined with a card game and it absolutely destroys at parties. Things will break. Friendships will be tested.”


