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6.5/10
Fake Six Pack Abs T-Shirt
Skip leg day. Skip arm day. Skip all the days. Sixteen dollars.
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Umbrella Hat
by Koolstuffforall
“Hands-free rain protection. Zero dignity.”
SURREAL SCORE: 7.2/10
A small umbrella that straps to your head, keeping your hands free while protecting you from rain and sun. Nine dollars to never be taken seriously at an outdoor event again. It works, which almost makes it worse.
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THE PSYCHIC EVALUATION
Genuinely keeps rain off your head and shoulders
Elastic headband fits most adult heads
Nine dollars for complete freedom from hand-held umbrellas
You will be photographed by strangers and posted online
Wind turns you into a human sail
THE VERDICT
Absurdity Index7/10
Meme Potential7/10
Practical Value6/10
Price-to-WTF Ratio9/10
OVERALL SURREAL SCORE7.2/10
“A small umbrella that straps to your head, keeping your hands free while protecting you from rain and sun. Nine dollars to never be taken seriously at an outdoor event again. It works, which almost makes it worse.”
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7.5/10
Pickle Skateboard Cowboy T-Shirt
A pickle. On a skateboard. Wearing a cowboy hat. Sixteen dollars.
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ONLY$35.00
6/10
Garden Gnome Riding a Dachshund
A gnome on a wiener dog. Thirty-five dollars. Yard art perfected.
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